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Woaw... Big Bang. What a party! I don't remember what happened before that!
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Ole Bjælde That makes sense. You won't remember anything because this is your beginning!
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The Universe Who are you?
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Ole Bjælde An all-seeing, omnipotent, 5-dimensional being
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Aristotle Wait a minute! Haven’t the Universe always existed?
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Ole Bjælde Actually, that is not the case, Aristotle. It doesn’t make sense speaking of an infinitely old, infinitely large universe. How do we know? One argument is the dark night sky at which you have often gazed. In an infinitely old universe, the night sky shouldn’t be dark but full of starlight due to the endless amount of stars, whose light have had infinite time reaching us (read more). If the universe is not infinitely old, then light from very distant stars has not yet had enough time to reach us, which explains why the sky is not lit by stars every night as shown in this graphic:
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Dead Aristotle The dark night sky would also be explained by an infinitely old universe, but with finite size, right?
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Ole Bjælde Such a universe would explain it, too. But we have other reasons believing it is not infinitely old. Take, for instance, the redshift of light from Galaxies, which is proportional to distance. Redshifted light is light which wavelength is increased. This lengthening of the wavelength would be explained by an expanding universe. If the universe is expanding, it must have started somewhere.
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Ole Bjælde You will be introduced to another line of evidence called the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation, later.
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The Very Early Universe
All this radiation. I feel sick... Like I'm about to burst! I’m actually expanding! Maybe it is some kind of inflammation?
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Ole Bjælde The phenomena you’re experiencing, dear universe, is not inflammation – it is inflation, which is your rapid expansion. You’re very very young, and it will very very soon be over. Underneath, you see an image of the size of the universe through time. Inflation is the rapid increase in size in the left size of the picture.
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Sceptic How do scientists know that, Ole Bjælde?
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Ole Bjælde We’re not 100 % sure, but inflation explains very well why the energy in the universe is homogenous (the horizon problem), and why the universe is flat (the flatness problem). I will not go into the flatness problem here. We will return to the horizon problem later.
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It's quite hot right now... more than 500,000,000 Kelvin! All this heat might cause some love?
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Electron I have had a look at Proton – he's quite attractive! But I'm really not ready for binding. I'm too excited about single life.
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Ole Bjælde Yeah, I understand. Proton might actually have his eyes at somebody else... right, Proton?
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together with Neutron
In a relationship with Neutron
30. november
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Ole Bjælde Congratulations, Proton and Neutron! This is the beginning of an era!
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Sceptic What era?
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Ole Bjælde The Era of Big Bang nucleosynthesis (BBN)!
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Sceptic Why does it happen?
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Ole Bjælde At this stage, the temperature is too high for combining electrons and protons (more about that later). Nevertheless, much larger energies are involved when a Deuterium (D) nucleus are formed (which is a proton and a neutron), and the temperature is just right in this moment. The formation of nuclei at this stage involves reactions like:

p + n → D + γ
D + n → 3H + γ
D + p → 3He + γ
3H + p → 4He + γ
3He + n → 4He + γ

And a small amount of these:

4He + D → 6Li + γ
4He + 3H → 7Li + γ

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I feel energetic. But I never really get that far?
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Ole Bjælde You will not keep on feeling like that. But right now you never really get that far, because you interact highly with the gas which is ionized due to the high temperature. Therefore the universe is opaque, and it is actually radiating like a blackbody. But it will show to be an important fact later on.
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Recombination
Hey guys. I have an announcement to make. You’re great and all, but I can’t help but feeling a little drained around you guys. I want to explore the universe. I want to get creative. I want someone else to notice me.
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Ole Bjælde That is a perfectly natural feeling Photon. It’s about 3000 K descending in the universe right now. The energy you’re possessing is slowly decreasing.
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Nucleus YES! Of course! Go chase your dreams! You have my support, one hundred percent!
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Photon Gee thanks Nucleus? A little unlike you to be this positive about something =D =D
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Electron Come on Nucleus. Let’s be honest with him for once…
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Photon What?
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Electron We’ve been living together now for what... 380,000 years?
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Photon And it’s been awesome, right?
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Nucleus Yeah… You’ve always been the more energetic of us. At least in terms of kinetic energy… You know…
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Photon I knew it… You guys don’t like me! (Crying smiley)
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Electron Nooo no no! It’s nothing like that… Ehm Nucleus? [(Nervous smiley) Hvis det findes?]
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Nucleus Yeah... uhmmmm... Electron-and-I-have-been-seeing-each-other-behind -your-back-k-thx-bye!
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changed his relationship status
Dating Electron
30. november
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Nucleus Fuck yeah… Smooth! 8-/
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Electron Really smooth... -_-’
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Photon I'M LEAVING!
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changed his home
Roaming the Universe
30. november
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Electron Hey Photon. Hope you like your new home. Hope you’re not too mad at Nucleus and I. Hope you’ll still come see us now and then. I’d be excited if you would! =)
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Ole Bjælde Ahh… there it is. The Universe is now so cold that Photon doesn’t have the necessary energy to excite Electron and keep her away from Nucleus. Before, you co-existed like this:
Because of your lower energy, Photon, you escapes the two and roam the universe. The universe is now transparent, and you all co-exist like this:
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Electron WTF Ole… How inconsiderate of you describing it so bluntly :’(
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Ole Bjælde You mean... scientifically?
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changed his profession
Artist
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Photon Hey all! I’ve started painting. Hope you like my new work. I call it the Cosmic Microwave Background.
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Nucleus Uhmm… Hate to tell ya. But it’s all dark out here after you left?
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Photon Just you wait, Nucleus. In time someone will see and appreciate my art!
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and Electron started the family Matter
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Matter This will change the world!
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Stars & Galaxies
made the group Protogalaxy
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and Electron joined the group Protogalaxy
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Nucleus Love it here
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Electron Just met this great guy. His family goes by the name of Dark Matter. He seemed a bit elusive, though. Apparently he’s not on Facebook, either. A shame, what a guy! (Nucleus likes this)
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Ole Bjælde Are you kidding me, Electron!! Does he have a phone number then? I'd like to get in touch with him.
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now identifies as Galaxy
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Some Other Protogalaxy You finally made the move? I’m so impressed! It must’ve taken a lot of courage. I’m behind you all the way. You go, girl!
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Some Insensitive Jackass (comment removed)
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Ole Bjælde Turns out you’re the first of your kind, congratulations. Also, please explain. Our current understanding of the Universe makes it difficult for you to be this old.
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now goes under the alias EGS8p7
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Some Other Protogalaxy That alias is so you.
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Ole Bjælde Going to explain anytime soon?
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and Other Galaxies joined the group Galaxy Cluster
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Lone Galaxy Where do you guys usually hang out? Maybe you could swing by here and scoop me up at some point or another.
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Lone Galaxy Guys?
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uploaded pictures to the album This party ain't over yet
Here you can see the development of the universe.
Picture 1: 100,000,000 years after Big Bang
Picture 2: 500,000,000 years after Big Bang
Picture 3: 2,000,000,000 years after Big Bang
(source: read more, read more, read more)
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Ole Bjælde Maybe it’s time to reconsider.. We discuss whether the universe is flat or curved, but could the Universe in fact be box-shaped? ;)
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together with Dust
In a relationship with Dust
30. november
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Gas Shooting for the stars
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Dust And we shall now go by the common name Stardust.
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Gas No-no-no, Stargas is definitely a much more suitable name.
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Dust Do you see whose prefered name is in bold and whose isn’t?
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Gas Oh.
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changed his home
The Nearest Galaxy
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joined the group Open Cluster
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Stardust Let's get busy
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Our newborn baby boy. Isn’t he just the cutest?
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Modern Times
together with Robert Wilson
Rob and I have stumbled upon and old abstract painting. Some of you guys able to identify the artist and maybe what it’s supposed to be?
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Cosmic Background Explorer I’ve tried to restore the colors in your picture. Looks like a painting of the universe by the late artist Photon.
Planck Spacecraft You made that? I made this.
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Sceptic I don’t really get it? How is this a painting of the universe?
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Ole Bjælde it’s meant to be a painting of the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation. The colors indicate the temperature at given positions in the sky. Although they look as though they vary a lot, the temperature is actually impressively uniform. Look at this graph. The graph shows the distribution of wavelengths emitted by a blackbody object with a temperature of 2.73 K (the blackbody spectrum is explained by Photon's first post!). The dots on the curve is the actual wavelength distribution from the CMB – including their uncertainties!
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Sceptic Wow Ole. That's a beautiful interpretation? Arts major?
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Ole Bjælde Sort of… ;)
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Sceptic Is this related to the Horizon Problem mentioned earlier?
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Ole Bjælde It is! The CMB is the farthest we can look back in the universe (it is called the last scattering surface). The photons creating the CMB were scattered 380,000 years after the Big Bang (you might have noticed Photon's post back then?). Before that, the universe was not transparent (it was a blackbody), therefore we cannot look further back. Because the CMB is this far away, two antipodal points would not have been able to interact. How could these points then end up with the same temperature? Inflation is one possible explanation.
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Dead Aristotle Was this evidence of a beginning universe, too?
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Ole Bjælde Great, you remembered it! Yes, the CMB is explained by a model in which the universe was initially very hot and dense, producing blackbody radiation, but expanded so that the universe became transparent and the blackbody radiation cooled.
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Dead Aristotle I think i get it, now..
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